“Not without my Polar Shorts!” God FINALLY admits he created man while wearing warm shorts for cool weather
Today, God announced that He himself designed Polar Shorts for the purpose of keeping His holy thighs warm during bouts of cool weather (40-70°F.) "Many different factors played a role in my creation of man," the Creator of the known Universe said in an interview, "but one that definitely stands out is warm shorts for cool weather. I could not have created man without first creating Polar Shorts."
- Polar Shorts are warm, comfortable, microfleece shorts designed for cool weather (40-70°F)
- Featuring deep pockets and a stretch gusset, Polar Shorts are a prudent option for a variety of outdoor activities.
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I believe the Goddess has also said she fully endorses polar shirts as the ideal garb for universal creation. Nothing inspires a designing nature brainstorm session like slipping ones divine hands into a super soft microfleece pocket and self indulgently admiring ones chic omniscient presence in leopard print.