Dress for cool
Fall has taken hold in the US. Leaves are changing, softly floating to the ground in waves. Birds are flying south, filling the air with urgent squawks... And humans are switching to warm shorts for cool weather. Polar Shorts are a man's ideal shorts for outdoor activities in cool temperatures (40-70°).
Upon first glance, all was normal at last week's kickball game at Nellies Cave Park in Blacksburg, VA. However, there was one player that was wearing Polar Shorts, and it was clear, due to his pleasant hand gestures, that he was in a particularly good mood. Cal Ripken Jr. once said "Sometimes I think sportsmanship …
A man in his late 20's tried on a pair of leopard print Polar Shorts earlier today and was surprised at the results. "At first all I felt was sublime comfort and utility. Soon, however, I noticed several pairs of outstretched limbs softly caressing my thighs and crotch area." The man could not comment on …
Today, God announced that He himself designed Polar Shorts for the purpose of keeping His holy thighs warm during bouts of cool weather (40-70°F.) "Many different factors played a role in my creation of man," the Creator of the known Universe said in an interview, "but one that definitely stands out is warm shorts for …
We took the average temperature of each of the planets in the Solar System and the results are delightful for Earth residents. While inhabitants of Mercury and Venus may find temperatures too hot for Polar Shorts, several other lifeforms on Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune may in fact find it too cold for Polar …
