Man wearing Polar Shorts bombarded by comfort-seeking limbs
A man in his late 20's tried on a pair of leopard print Polar Shorts earlier today and was surprised at the results.
"At first all I felt was sublime comfort and utility. Soon, however, I noticed several pairs of outstretched limbs softly caressing my thighs and crotch area." The man could not comment on where the limbs came from, but said he immediately felt more attractive.
"Whenever I need a confidence boost, I put on world's most comfortable shorts. It works everywhere. I've tried it in public restaurants, swimming pools, and even ran a computer generated 'outer space' Polar Shorts simulation. Every time, limbs that sought comfort were able to find me."